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Ryan Mauskopf Will Draw Your Portrait For $19

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 23, 2009, 4:15 PM


That's right, an original hand-drawn portrait can be all yours for less than the price of roughly three boxes of strawberry Pop-Tarts.  It's simple!  Here's how to get yours:

1) Drop me an email at Mousekopf@gmail.com with the photo of you that you want to be drawn and your shipping address.

2) Send $19 plus $6 shipping via PayPal to Mousekopf@gmail.com.  Cash in the mail will work as well if you hide it in a birthday card or something.  I will ship internationally; I will also consolidate multiple orders and ship them in one envelope, so two or more orders will essentially ship for free.


And BAM!, in 7-10 days your mailman will PERSONALLY deliver your brand new beautiful portrait RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR!  Each drawing will be a ballpoint pen drawing on tinted acid-free 8.5x11 paper much like the samples below:


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These make great gifts and rags for accidental spills.  I will not be able to offer refunds due to the subjective nature of art in general, but I'll try my darnedest to make a delicious-looking drawing.  This is a limited-time offer, so hurry up!


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  • Eating: bread and cheese
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:iconbazookoidben:
BazookoidBen Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oooh I will have to commission you soon then! Your style is always so much fun. I wouldn't mind having one of your sketches. I would need somewhere to stick it though. Mah room be too tiny.
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:iconfarfocle:
farfocle Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
you can draw me for free, its pure pleasure
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:iconarseniic:
arseniic Featured By Owner May 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
when does this end? i'd love one but i'm poor atm :<
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner May 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I'm getting a lot of requests so I don't think I'll be ending it anytime soon. I'm just cool like that, you know?
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:iconarseniic:
arseniic Featured By Owner May 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha super.
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:iconcad-chan:
Cad-chan Featured By Owner May 13, 2009
SQUEE~! Got mine :D
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner May 15, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
yayyy :D enjoy!
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:iconmetro-ninja:
Metro-Ninja Featured By Owner May 6, 2009
lIGFBQLERVLB
hi.
haha
youre my fave artist :)
and im super duper down.

it feels like christmas :D
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner May 6, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
haha yey!
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:iconcad-chan:
Cad-chan Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
Is this still going?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner May 3, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
sure is!
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:iconcad-chan:
Cad-chan Featured By Owner May 4, 2009
oh excellent
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:iconemisu:
emisu Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009   Traditional Artist
Hm.. HMM

I'm poor unfortunaly and Mewtwo just fell off my dresser gone into the Abyss.

Very Unfortunate. Story of my life.
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:icondoriandoubleoh:
DorianDoubleOh Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2009
OH GOD. XD

Sorry, I just read the blurb on the preview thingy inboxy thingy, and do you remember our facebook convo from AGES ago where we discovered the joy of buying poptarts from amazon?

haha, you probably don't, it was so long agoo...
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:icondommiel:
Dommiel Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
Ah, I'm sorry; I spent my money on spats and a jacket. I suppose it can't really work out between us; I am so sorry love.
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:iconxmittenz:
Xmittenz Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
How much more would it be for shipping internationally? Sounds like a smashing idea, by the way.
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Nope, same price :D
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:iconwaynekun:
WayneKun Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional General Artist
NO CHANCE MISTER! D:<












that i would say no! :D




just let me get some monies first..
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
okie dokie!
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:iconjorrdyn:
jorrdyn Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
i have a questiooon. will you do couple drawings too?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
sure!
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:iconnerdychic00:
nerdychic00 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
yeesh,what whore,this kid.
:)
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:iconteaganwhite:
teaganwhite Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional General Artist

bahahahhaha nice ad.
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:iconretro-disco:
Retro-Disco Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
Oooooh fun stuff, i may go for it!

Pfft its student loan week, temporarily free money! (till i get a real job to pay it back :P)

Lets have the British government pay for rye-bread art!
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:iconsublimedyou:
Sublimedyou Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
:iconpikachuseestoo: I love your art, that's why I decided to watch you *insert eyebrow wiggle*
I also do portraits well :iconimhappyplz:
tata tah tahh
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:iconamabli:
amabli Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
If the photo has two people in it, does the price increase?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
nope, just don't give me your high school class photo ok? :]
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:icongenkaku-kun:
genkaku-kun Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
What happens if we have a PO box, huh? Will the postman deliver it right to our door then?
Didn't think of that one, did ya?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
FOILED AGAIN
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:iconmrjellyfish:
MrJellyfish Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student Digital Artist
whoa cool I want one! Ima save up or something
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:icondrenchedinsoul:
DrenchedInSoul Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
D:!! I want one so badly. I'll try and save up!
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:iconnadzloveyou:
Nadzloveyou Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
I wish i had the money... Will you still do it in a month?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
sure will!
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:iconnadzloveyou:
Nadzloveyou Featured By Owner May 22, 2009
XD Thanks, but my stupidity went un-noticed. I had the money then i spent it on leg warmers.

SUPER SORRY! But, but, buuuutttt...

I will probably buy ALOT of art from you in the future.
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:iconmisssalome:
MissSalome Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
If I can manage to get my money out of my POM Wonderful bottle...
Then why the hell not?

I guess I could send a pomegranate juice bottle with twenty five bucks...
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:icondiabulusinmusica:
DiabulusInMusica Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
That's nineteen dollars too much for me... I am SO broke... it's sad :( Damn economy :iconangryplz:
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:iconalexandreazenne:
AlexandreaZenne Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009   General Artist
:D Cool.

I like saying $25 shipped instead of $19! (and $6 shipping). Some t-shirt sites have taken up the habit of doing that, plus you can say "discount of ____ for ordering two" since you can ship two in one envelope.

Random thoughts, sorry. O:
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:iconrinakurotenshi:
RinaKurotenshi Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
hahaha I'm agree with u :P
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:iconxbakerx:
xbakerx Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
essentially, this is prostitution.











great idea, though. lovely way to make some pocket cash.
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
haha yup :] i have no shame.
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:iconfatale16:
Fatale16 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
haha, i think a lot of people would really love this.

Hm, would you perhaps be willing do a trade? I am good at portraits too ;)
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
naw, i'm sorry :[ my credit card bills are crazy high and as much as i'd love to pay them off with a portrait of yours i don't think that'd go over too well at Chase haha
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:iconfatale16:
Fatale16 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
hahaha that's ok, I understand ^^

good luck with your bills :3
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:iconnobagpipes:
nobagpipes Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
Send them a pic of a spider.
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:iconlozdangel:
lozdangel Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student Interface Designer
This looks great, i might consider, though sending cash in the mail- what if it gets lost?
I admire you sooo much o_o regards xxx
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
yeah, i'd recommend using paypal, but cash is a last-resort option if you really want one of these. i guess you'll just have to trust the postal service, although $25 isn't much to lose anyway. lemme know :]
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:iconuberkittypie:
uberkittypie Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
aww I disagree xD $25 is a heck of a lot to lose when you're a starving college student like me -- I could make that last a week in food.

Buuut...

A week of food vs one of your portraits...hmmmm...
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:iconlozdangel:
lozdangel Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Student Interface Designer
my only problem now is finding a decent photo, ill look around and come back later, how long you keeping this up for?
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:iconrye-bread:
RYE-BREAD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
not too long, so hurry!
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